"Electrical trouble mate, the con rod knocked the alternator off"
When the driver was asked at what point he had lost control, the co-driver apparently interjected with "as we left the start line"
"What did you do that for, I was leading the class"
"Who the f**k are you? I was leading the race"
"Two things you don't lend in life, one is your wife and the other is your race car as they both come back sexually molested"
"He just went into turn 3 higher than the first 4 rows of a Bob Marley concert"
"Just got sideways and ran out of talent"
"I'm coming through make your own arrangements"
"This thing's such a dog I should just tie it to the fence"
"A very technical problem; we've run out of petrol"
"When I see something really terrible, I put my foot down hard because I know everyone else is lifting theirs" "What a terrible way to win" "There is no terrible way to win there is only winning"
"The car doesn't have any brakes"
"I said the car had brakes. I didn't say it would stop"
"But when I am in my Porsche, I am used to braking and nearly going through the windscreen"
"Don't worry mate, you won't have that problem here..."
