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A $30k car and there are people openly admitting they'll purchase an "ebay" part...

Some people are ridiculous.


You are retarded. I am buying a house for $285,000. Does this mean I must get a $25,000 couch because I paid that much for it?

Idiot.
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OK, we know that people want to get sick rims. But seriously, renting them? That's really, really stupid.
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Interpreting boost control from a dyno plot is like tasting a red wine that has been left open in the fridge for a week, and microwaved to bring it up to temperature.
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'modifying an S80T6 is a little like dating a stripper - alot of short term fun to be had, little to no chance of a long term relationship and you'll spend way more than you wanted to before its over.'
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Een van de medewerkers in de drukkerij zei dat ie twee vriendinnen had..

Zegt een andere medewerker, "Ja een is lek en de andere zit vol" .. :shock:
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Accerssoire folder van Volvo;
Om een juiste luchtstroom rondom de auto te krijgen en de rijeigenschappen niet op het spel te zetten, moet de spoiler op de achterklep worden gemonteerd bij auto's die worden uitgerust met de originele Volvo bodykit.
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I was just about to climb down from when you came past with both Skylines in your wake. AMAZING and both Jamie and I whooped with joy at seeing them being whipped by a Volvo!!
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Your car has a very, very, very poor choice in women.
http://volvospeed.com/vs_forum/index.ph ... try1776183
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Opa RS6 :lol: :lol:
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Jimipepsie wrote: Een Ferrita 3 inch downpipe, racekat en de carbon airbox (BMC CDA filter?) samen zouden dan op 30 pk winst komen. Het lijkt mij toch wel mogelijk.
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De 5traps is een heel ander beestje, adaptief noemen ze dat. Ik noem het nerveus en niet weten wat ie wil. Kan zo de politiek in.
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"waar rook is is Joran"
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"waar rook is is worst"
"In zeeze condishions it iz veery eesie to crash...believe me I tried, and it workz!"
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Tim N wrote:"waar rook is is worst"
Rook worst zonder R is ook worst. :roll:
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